Yeah, i shouldn't be bothering with this silly things. Giving me a bit of a flashback, actually.... I am impressed at how accurate this was, though. I'm almost exactly midway between Sexy & Cute (slight bias towards Cute), HEAVILY biased towards Dark over Light, and also heavily in favor of Artsy over Stylish.
...now if only i could grab the attention of a woman like the one in the picture...
Your result for The Your Type of Girl Test...
The Suicide Girl
Cute, Dark, and Artsy, it's the Suicide Girl. A cousin of the Goth Girl, she's a little more on the cute side than the sexy side. Her interesting hair and impish smile make a certain kind of person wonder how her unique outfits would look lying crumpled beside the bed. By the way, if you don't get this category name, you don't know your Palahniuk... or your internet porn.
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55+ hour work weeks fucking suck, ESPECIALLY when paid a salary! (side note...i LOVE the fact the company states we get "paid holidays". My paycheck comes showing 8 paid holiday hours...at a rate of $0 per hour! Fucking salary.)
Having 2+ weeks of vacation time but only being allowed to use 1 week at a time SUX0Rs!!!
Having your District Manager make you feel like shit because you have to leave and miss a managers meeting to attend your LAST GRANDPARENTS FUNERAL is utter bullshit.
Desperately needing more staff but being on a hiring freeze because other stores are closing creating a abundance of trained employees to be spread around to needy store and having your DM NOT give you any of those employees is in-fucking-sane.
Have I mentioned the company requires the salary managers to work a MINIMUM of 45 hours per week, recently forced manager to work 6 days a week, but has an absolute freeze on any employees getting overtime.
Oh, and at my previous store, I had an employee who'd worked for the company over 4 years as a full-time employee. The DM flat REFUSED to give him any kind of raise. A new-hire full time employee at that time would have made MORE than a 4-year vet! HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT??!?!?!?!?!?! I still say he should have sued the shit out of the company for discrimination. (he was Hispanic)
Ok, gotta go to bed now. Something about waking up at 5 AM doesn't sit well with me. I could probably sit here for another few hours with these little gripes...
...if no one has a winning lottery ticket I could have, is anyone hiring?? I've got years of tech experience, years of customer service experience, and years of management experience. Oh, and I LOVE to travel! WRITE ME!
Damn, how did 8 weeks slip by? Well, i promised an update, so here one is....here is one....whatever.
My diploma is useless. Should have majored in something totally different. I was too you to make a wise choice, just like many many MANY others. Who knows what they want as a career when they're 18???
Anyway, I'm managing a major chain camera store. Have been working for the company about 2 years. After being screwed and kept in a "training" store for 1.5 years (about 2-3 times longer than any other manager anyone could remember), I've finally been promoted to one of the largest stores in the area. (mind you, I did better in the "training store" than anyone previously for many years, so I wasn't kept there because of lack of ability.) ...just in time for a major f*cking recession... joy.
So, i kinda like the job. I mean, cameras and photography are a bit of a hobby. They have been since high school and earlier. However, the pushy sales bit (goals goals goals...quotas...why can't we just sell the customer what they need & want and not add bullsh!t on top to pad the sale??? OK, I know the extra padding is how the company makes money and stays open, but it's still damn annoying.) and the corporate environment is really wearing thin. Yet another company I've worked for that has no loyalty towards is own employees. In fact, major big-wigs (high level VPs) have said straight up that "trained monkeys can do this job". Suuuuure....trained monkeys (or someone right of the street with no experience or knowledge of the technology) can do proper manual color correction on photos, fully explain a camera's features and functions, and troubleshoot & explain why a customer's pictures aren't coming out well. *sigh* sorry for the mini-rant. Isn't it the belief that experienced and knowledgeable employees one of the major reasons that Circuit City closed? About 2 years before failing, the higher-ups thought it would be a good idea to fire all the experienced & knowledgeable employees because it was cheaper to hire minimum wage workers who didn't know a damn thing.
So, where was I? Oh yeah. Managing one of the largest stores in the market. Ready to find a job I actually enjoy. Sad thing is, the most fulfilling (and best paying, but that has nothing to do with the fulfilling part) job I had was shortly after college. It all failed when the tech bubble burst, though. And even that one wasn't a "dream job".
You are not exclusively heterosexual, but you prefer the opposite sex over the same sex. While you might be willing to fool around with the same sex to some extent, you would go all the way with the opposite sex. If you are sexually inexperienced, it is possible that this could change after you do some experimenting.
A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored less than half in all three, earning you the title of: Joe Normal.
This is not to say that you don't have some Nerd, Geek or Dork inside of you--we all do, and you can see the percentages you have right above. This is just to say that none of those qualities stand out so much as to define you. Sure, you enjoy an episode of Star Trek now and again, and yeah, you kinda enjoyed a few classes back in the day. And, once in a while, you stumble while walking down the street even though there was nothing there to cause you to trip. But, for the most part, you look and act fairly typically, and aren't much of an outcast.
I'd say there's a fair chance someone asked you to take this test. In any event, fairly normal.
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You're about as fuckable as most people, which is not bad. Actually, it's quite healthy! You know how to act and what's appropriate. You know when it's the time and place for what. And people can use that to see you erotically. It's no surprise that you can attract a good number of people. You're what they want! A realistic babe who knows when to get a bit wild! Yeah, I'd fuck you!
You are 86% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 86% Brutal, and 43% Arrogant
Just between you and me, I'm much more emotional than the test let on. I just suppress the emotions for a more rational/analytical view. I found that does a better job of keeping me out of trouble. It also help me keep that brutal side at bay! :-)